once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
have arya decide to become a lady because she wants the dresses and the embroidery classes back. make dany kill one of her dragons to make herself a purse with its skin. write about sansa killing people left and right and about twyin adopting puppies. bring joffrey back from the death as the second coming of christ. all of this makes as much sense in canon as jaime raping cersei.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen